"They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle-earth." - George R.R. Martin
  • alicemurphys:

    duhmayo:

    baruchobramowitz:

    "Hello Professor,

    I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

    Thank you,
    Student”

    "Student,

    ok

    -bill”

    yo seriously

    (via okaynicole)

  • chroniclebooks:

    #ThisIsMyBookstore, what’s yours?

    Every bookstore has a story, and we want to tell them all. Submit a photo of your favorite (or tag it #ThisIsMyBookstore on your own Tumblr blog) and tell us why it’s special. Are the staff picks strangely knowing? Is there just something about the smell?

    We will share the strongest #ThisIsMyBookstore stories every Friday to spread the word about these important places. Join in, and maybe you’ll discover a new spot to spend the weekend.

    Images (top-bottom):

    Photography by Irene Kim.

  • cloysterbell:

    I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

    (via cpcoulter)

  • official-sebastianstan:

    Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

    LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

    (Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via lightninginbugform)

  • hijerking:

    ”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

    (via lexie-koome)